Sea Cow 

/si/ kou A female of large stature, most commonly identified by the presence of FUPA, Back Breast, and Dunlap vaginal disorder. many species are described as having a beard with pubic follicular likeness.

Sea Cows are predatory creatures, known for cutting in line at barbeques, spaghetti feeds and public buffets. Sea Cows are attracted by the rattle of ice in a Diet Pepsi cup or the crinkle of an empty chip bag.

Sea Cows Typically live in first floor dwellings and tend to use public transportation as automobiles tend to be tight quarters due to their large stature.

while i was in line at the buffet i was bitten by a feeding sea cow

Sea Cow by bmslyer December 2, 2011

sea cow 

sea cows are another name for the sea creature the manitee, although recently, in boston, 'sea cow' became a popularly used term to describe a fat chick.

all these bitches in boston wear babydoll t-shirts and low rider jeans, with their guts all flapping over the beltline, they look like a bunch of sea cows!

sea cow by Aretha April 21, 2004

sea cow 

you may think its a sea creature ,but its not. its the fattest woman at the ymca doing water arobics. actually it could be a sea creaure . if you are in water arobics make sure that you stand next to her because this makes you seem not so fat.

hey girls ,do you se that sea cow? glad im not her

sea cow by N berg March 30, 2007

sea cow 

a large bitter cow shaped women,usauly a manager of a restaurant,or some one who has access to corndogs,and fried foods,a vermont sea beast! that feeds herself with other peoples misery.

a very very LARGE women,who snacks on other peoples men!this sea cow just gobbled up my man!

sea cow by [e-mail] March 13, 2011

Sea-Cow 

Manatee,or blubbery animal

this term can be used when seeing a fat girl with a pot belly that resembles a sea-cow.

Sea-Cow by RayraySav&&Emz August 15, 2009

sea cow cow pow wow 

They're partying, partiers. Sea cows and cows having a pow wow

I don't know I just made a word up, I just really like this thought, of space cow . Sea cow cow pow wow

sea cow cow pow wow by Headass3000 November 10, 2017

sea cow tail 

The shape formed when big, white, unflattering underwear rides up high over a woman's mom jeans.

Check out the hot whale tail on that chick!

Oh, yeah? Check out the sea cow tail on her mom!

sea cow tail by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 14, 2008