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scurf head by criccet September 24, 2005
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Scurp Head
Refers to the type of hair cut most commonly associated with emos. The shaggy unkept in the face look. Scurp would be a combination of a Shaggy Coons Upper Rectal Patch, broken down into Scurp.
S, "look at that Scurp head over there"
P, "what a bitch, I think that emos are easily the gayest thing since guy on guy porn"
S, "I agree someone should punch him in the taint and tell him to get a hair cut"
P, "what a bitch, I think that emos are easily the gayest thing since guy on guy porn"
S, "I agree someone should punch him in the taint and tell him to get a hair cut"
Scurp Head by The Great Whiteness February 8, 2007
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smurf-head by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016
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Smurf Head by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020
head scarf
A silky scarf worn by African American women after they just got they hair did. Worn to keep they do nice. Shouldn't be seen in public but is often spotted roaming down the aisles of Walmart paired with pajama pants and house shoes.
Girl 1: girl why you wearin you head scarf?
Girl 2: I just for my hair did yesterday and I has to keep it fresh fo da club tonight.
Girl 2: I just for my hair did yesterday and I has to keep it fresh fo da club tonight.
head scarf by Bigbootystacy May 12, 2014
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