scrumpy hands 

A tradition in New Zealand. Where someone who is drinking scrumpy cider, tapes a 1.25L bottle either hand and is not allowed to remove them until they have finished the aforementioned bottle/s.
Typically popular in hospitality and university parties.

"Yo josh, did you see that noa is doing scrumpy hands tonight?"
"Lets hope he can finish them before needing to piss"

scrumpy hands by Andrew Little December 17, 2023

Edward Scrumpyhands 

Similar to Edward 40-hands but with two bottles of Scrumpys Cider. The Scrumpys are taped to the hands and cannot be removed until both are finished. The player can do whatever they like without spilling the bottles or removing them. Often results in an ambulance arriving.

"Matt put your dick away!"
"I can't! i can't do up my fly coz iv got these damn bottles on my hands! Damn you Edward scrumpyhands!"

Edward Scrumpyhands by scutmonkey December 12, 2007