scrugfiend

A crustacean-like creature that dwells indoors or underground at all times. Is adverse to light and prefers solitude when scratching his skin off. Has no job or purpose but leeches dole money from the state in order to feed his tesco value bitter-drinking addiction.

"Since maff left O2 he's been such a scrugfiend"

by Bill n Gooch May 27, 2006

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then deffecated

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025