postema

scruffled in nature, see scruffly, also prone to large quantiities of signs appearing in yard.

jake is postema and therefore scruffly and has signs in his yard.

postema by wabuffet June 3, 2008

Postmadonna 

A person who came after Madonna.

Sarah was a Postmadonna, being born after august 16, 1958

Postmadonna by F1n3 July 19, 2011

postmates 

The process of ordering food on an app, then having it delivered to your doorstep....

Hey man, can you postmates us some food?

postmates by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017

postmarital pussy pay 

Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.

First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!

postmarital pussy pay by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

Postman Pat 

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.

Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat

Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016

poostema 

A swearword in hebrew/arabic

A brainless someone (especially girls)

The teacher said there's gonna be a huge test on monday and she forgot the tests at home so you studied for the test for nothing

- Goddamnit! that poostema forget the tests now i have studied the whole weekend for nothing!

poostema by Hybrid1 March 28, 2009

Postmates Gypsy 

Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."

"That Postmates Gypsy just screwed my restaurant out of a $40.00 profit!"

Postmates Gypsy by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021