scrub muffin 

Gaming Term: meaning a player who is complete trash, and is not even close to good and never will be.

"That guy is a complete Scrub muffin. He should uninstall."
"Look at these Scrub Muffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life."

scrub muffin by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard August 18, 2013

scrub muffin 

a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option

cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"
margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"

scrub muffin by dana and linh January 26, 2004

Skrub muffin 

A squeaker with no life and thinks the are better than anyone

"Shut up ya skrub muffin"

Skrub muffin by Weenislord23 November 29, 2016

Scrubmuffin 

A person with little to no intelligence who's only goal in life is to spread their stupidity. All scrubmuffins are shit at life, and will therefore just shit all over everyone else's lives. Scrubmuffins will spend more time speaking sarcastically than sincerely, and many scrubmuffins will just sporadically switch between their plans for modes of transportation to places, disappointing and frustrating those around them.

That Luke kid is such a scrubmuffin. He told me he was going to catch the bus home, then he didn't.

Scrubmuffin by Theonetruekentuckywildcat March 28, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022