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scrub muffin 

a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option
cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"
margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"
scrub muffin by dana and linh January 26, 2004

Skrub muffin 

A squeaker with no life and thinks the are better than anyone
Skrub muffin by Weenislord23 November 29, 2016

Scrubmuffin 

A person with little to no intelligence who's only goal in life is to spread their stupidity. All scrubmuffins are shit at life, and will therefore just shit all over everyone else's lives. Scrubmuffins will spend more time speaking sarcastically than sincerely, and many scrubmuffins will just sporadically switch between their plans for modes of transportation to places, disappointing and frustrating those around them.
That Luke kid is such a scrubmuffin. He told me he was going to catch the bus home, then he didn't.