scrote boy 

n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad

1) According to Mrs Claus, Bartholomew is this years scrote boy

2) Steve's dad is such a scrote boy

scrote boy by cornfritter December 21, 2010

Scrotebook 

a notebook kept by a total dickhead

My manager had a meeting with me and the whole time he was writing in his scrotebook.

Scrotebook by hibbityjibbity March 6, 2020

Scroteboning 

Scroteboning, when an individual repeatedly smashes the tip of their erect penis into the scrotum of another individual, just below the base of the penis.

"Yo dude I was totally scroteboning Mark last night," "Hahaha I was wondering why he had to go to the hospital!"

Scroteboning by Splinter3777 November 6, 2015