scrot scratch 

An intense itching of the scrotum that men get from time

to time. It is by no means a mild itch and it must be

scratched immediately no matter where you are and who

you are with. Prolonged scratching can cause abrasions

to the sac. Although scrot scratch is a discomfort for

the sufferer the physical act of scratching gives much

satisfaction and is extremely adictive.

James:Did you here about steve?

Pat: No.

James:Last night he was about to have a threesome but got the scrot scratch and had to claw at his baws,while the two lassies were in the room.They thought he had an STD after that and wouldn't go near him all night.

Pat: Lets save him the pain and pretend that he went all the way. Since its his birthday.

scrot scratch by KCIRTAP NOSNEVETS April 14, 2010

Scootscratch 

Its when your butt-crack itches and you try to scratch it by scooting around in your seat because you dont want anyone to see.

Frank: All man look at that guy, does he have terets?

Jim: No dude he's pullin the classic scootscratch.

Scootscratch by tatijarvis July 30, 2010

Scrotscratcher 

A scrotscratcher is one of those annoying cunts that without warning starts scratching their bollocks. Sudden and violent sractching is often a sign of std's such as herpes.

This will generally mean that the subject that is scratching his nuts will either be a dity stop out thats sleeps with any slag or his wife / girlfriend is the local bike.

Vicar, dont be such a dirty fucking whore shagging scrotscratcher.

Scrotscratcher by Terry T November 29, 2006