Scrooning

Vigorous spooning which evolves to coitus without either party disentangling.

“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”

by LMasters April 25, 2018

scroons

A scroons is a little bitch with bad physique

That Timmy kid is such a scroons, he needs to hit the weight room hard

by tweardy December 5, 2006

Scroon juice

A mix of raccoon and scraps of lettuce mixed in a blender. Packed with protein.

Dude scroon juice is so damn good, I could run all day thanks to it.

by T_dono09 December 6, 2018

Scroon

When someone is stupid...scroon

"SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS BALONEY BALLOON SCROON HEADASS UP"

by O1kaxwa January 28, 2021

Scroons

Money, loot, or some type of earnings

I just made 50 scroons my nigga

by Thiainbse December 29, 2016

Scroon

A male figure that is very hairy and can play baseball

Yo Scroonalini why you on the field?

by JStew99 September 11, 2018