Schoolwork is a waste of time I don’t get why we do it like we didn’t learn how to speak english by sitting in a room for a hour or more weighting on a paper no we picked it up from our parents als teachers give out Hw that is basically extending school like why????
an amalgamation of 'scrotum' and 'bollocks' for use where neither term seems appropriate, e.g. in the presence of nuns (also can be shortened to 'scrollies')
'Pardon me Sister, I must just attend to my scrollies as they are somewhat constrained in the ladies underwear I am currently sporting.'
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'