Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016
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