Screwtchy

(adjective

Used to describe something that is beyond awesome, crazy and twisted. If something is screwtchy, it is funnier than funny, cooler than cool and better than anything ever.

If a song goes from really slow, to really fast, back to slow, fast again, and the rest of the time its just going crazy, and it is cool, it is then screwtchy.

by gilcore December 14, 2008

stretchy

it can mean anything. like legit anything in the world. put it in any sentence to describe anything.

"urggg i have a math test" -jermy placenta
"eww thts stretchy. i hate math" -ginlly

or...

"wow i loveee your outfit!! whered u get it??" -holly
"thanks! ik its stretchy, i got it at this stretchy store that im not going to reveal the name of!" -gina

:)

by ginlly March 15, 2010

Itchy and Scratchy

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.

Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.

by jesster79 March 3, 2004

Scretch

When you nut and it shoots out into the atmosphere, rather than slightly drizzling out of the penis.

Jackson hasn’t had his first scretch!

by Janine Cooley May 7, 2019

stretchy foreskin

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.

Dan says to Gavin

Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."

Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."

by Dr. Docking April 22, 2018

scetchy

a situation or a person that is just strange or awkward or in the case of a person slightly frightening,lame,suspicious,etc.
generally an uncomfy situation

girl to friend:that guy in the corner is pretty scetchy, he keeps looking at me.
this party is totaly scetch, lets leave
there is a scetch guy following us

by jazzyfizzle8 September 10, 2006

The Itchy-Scratchys

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.

Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!

by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008