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Screen Zombie 

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.
I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.
Screen Zombie by SoAwake November 23, 2016

screen zombie 

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.
We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.
screen zombie by Silly_Me December 22, 2018