scran ass 

to eat ass:

When you eat ass

Josh Zerkka to Behzinga: 'i'm like on the 24th day of November of this year I shall scran ass once again!'

scran ass by CarlWh3zrr April 16, 2022

You can scan my ass! 

An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.

I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.

You can scan my ass! by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

ass scrap 

Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.

The dog is not allowed on my pillow because of his ass scrap.

ass scrap by thecnbaker April 8, 2017