a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.

scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.

awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
Jordynn stop being a creep, you scram turtle
by j holee September 7, 2009
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Something that university/college students do in order to get the attendance marks for lectures/tutorials/seminars/lessons that they never attended. They can the attendance scanner outside the room their lesson is in with their student ID, the system marks them as present and they leave and go home or somewhere else other than the lesson. Smart teachers/lecturers will not allow this to happen and will manually change it to absent once they notice the student isn't there.

Scram is an informal word for leave or go away.
Student 1: You can afford to miss another lesson mate.
Student 2: Don't worry. I'll just Scan & Scram, I'll be fine.
by LordJenal October 18, 2022
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The one night stand version or muffing out but it's more hit it and quit it
Oh mate I've just been scramming out that fat bird in corner she had a Fanny that was as wet as an otters pocket
by ALumpyTrump February 1, 2016
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The hour leading up to last call at a bar or club in which patrons must quickly find their hookup for the night before leaving together. Usually the most raucous/best time to be out.
We're going to go scram at Moonies bar!

We're going to the party but we'll probably head downtown for scram time at Moonshadows Tavern.
by Hezell February 5, 2012
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When you cram a bunch of info the night before an exam, then immediately forget it all once the exam is finished
Person 1: Hey you took chem last semester right?
Person 2: yeah, why?
Person 1: Can you teach me how to solve titrations?
Person 2: nah bro, I totally did a cram and scram for that class
by qwertyuiop42 December 9, 2021
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Aye blunt that was half way smoked out out and smoked the next morning
Damn all I have is a scram blunt but we can smoke it
by jermane king April 10, 2017
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"I scram so loud when he startled me!"
by AshtyA December 9, 2019
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