scowgu

A gay person with no hair and no nipples and only has one tooth

Oh my gawd! Did you see that fat scowgu walking down the street!

by Ukulele26 November 10, 2017

Italian ShowGun

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.

Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned

by Numba1 February 5, 2014

snowgurt

An interstingly flavorful combination of nature's frozen white stuff and nature's fruity stuff.

I went to the TCBY one day and ropped my yogurt in the snow. My friend said, "Wow!" "Snowgurt!!" "How cool!" So I tasted it and it was awesome!

by Ray McGlyn May 5, 2008

slowgun

An advertising-saying dat you would definitely NOT want to broadcastingly "advertise" if you had any wild-west-gunslinger enemies who might wanna duel with you.

I try to never go to establishments where people partake of alcohol and/or gambling, and I diligently keep a low profile and avoid interpersonal conflict, so hopefully I won't hafta worry about any slowguns dat others might make about me.

by QuacksO May 28, 2022

showgun

A Japanese military leader who often practices "open carry" when out-'n'-about in da public eye.

Some people think dat practicing "showgun" is da best way to let everyone know dat "you're carrying"; personally, I think it's just a lot of flashy arrogance dat makes observers uneasy and resentful.

by QuacksO May 28, 2022