Scoutch

Performing the action of sitting on the couch and drinking scotch

I'm going to scoutch it tonight.

by Biggus Panniculus November 19, 2009

scoutch

a small amount; another way to say a "little bit"

It's just a scoutch windy out.

by joquanna September 21, 2006

Scoutching

A sexual activity where two gay partners scoops out shit with a spoon out of the other partners ass.

Bro, I saw my brother Scoutching with another man.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

Scoutch

Originally the "scotch couch" wherein one drank scotch on a certain couch. then in drunken mumblings became scoutch. then decided to make it a drink. Pour 2 parts baileys irish creme into a glass. then float one part scotch on top. irish creme is used because the original couch was white. therefore floating scotch on the couch for drinking

hey ben, i want a scoutch.

by boomshalaka October 11, 2010

Scoutch

Verb

To hover right above a flat surface

Check out that frisbee, it is scoutching the floor!

by StraboT January 19, 2007