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Scott Kurtz

N. Author of the web-based comic "PvP". Also known for being a hypocrite, his rants & raves, advice instructing children to take over the counter drugs so they can stay awake to play video games, general advice on how everyone should run their life, and his enormous ego. Mostly his ego.
"I got news for you people..."
"Video games will retard your child..."
"I love playing games."
"Let me tell you..."
"...I can say whatever I want in the strip..."
Scott Kurtz by typo November 24, 2004
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Scott R. Kurtz is an American cartoonist who began his career with his daily strip, Captain Amazing, which appeared for four semesters in the University of North Texas college paper. His first work to appear on the internet was Wedlock and Samwise, which he began in 1998.

His latest and longest running project, PvP online has been appearing daily since May 4th 1998, and has since then reached a daily 150,000 readers, has had a print version published by image comics monthly and has also won the coveted Eisner award for best digital comic.

He also co-writes the comic "Truth, Justin and the American way" with Aaron Williams.
Scott Kurtz' rants today have stirred up the webcomics comunity
scott kurtz by JulioC December 14, 2008

scott kurtz

Scott R. Kurtz is an American cartoonist who began his career with his daily strip, Captain Amazing, which appeared for four semesters in the University of North Texas college paper. His first work to appear on the internet was Wedlock and Samwise, which he began in 1998.

His latest and longest running project, PvP online has been appearing daily since May 4th 1998, and has since then reached a daily 150,000 readers, has had a print version published by image comics monthly and has also won the coveted Eisner award for best digital comic.

He also co-writes the comic "Truth, Justin and the American way" with Aaron Williams and is known for stirring up controversy with his rather too-honest rants.
Mike did a Scott Kurtz today on his blog
scott kurtz by JulioC December 9, 2008

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026