Anal Scotoma 

Visual Impairment/Blindness of your Butt/Ass doing Anything You'd really prefer not to because you can be doing something else, much more.......Fun. Period.

"I have A serious Case of Anal Scotoma because i can't see my ass going to work Today!!"

Anal Scotoma by Mizz. International May 20, 2010

Tommy Sotomayor 

The Best YouTuber of all time that speaks the truth about the black community and world views.

He is called the King Of Controversy

He also made Fatherless America about real issues in being fatherless in a world not having any one to raise there kids in the home & was a masterpiece in becoming a movie smash hit.
He is a Radio Personality and a Musician & Male Activist that is extremely blessed and talented.

Person 1: Hey Bro You Heard of Tommy Sotomayor?

Person2: Yeah Bro He's the King of Controversy and the man speaks the truth 100 percent Everytime.

Tommy Sotomayor by I.S Akbar March 4, 2022

Scottmachine 

Handsome, Great

Damn, that girl is Scottmachine

Scottmachine by ScottMachine April 5, 2021

Angry Scotsman 

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.

Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.

Angry Scotsman by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017

no true scotsman 

No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group

Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."

no true scotsman by Harald Hardrada December 3, 2017

Scopomania

A Friday Night Funkin' Dave and Bambi Fantrack about a all-powerful eye.

Person 1: Yo, did you listen to Scopomania yet?

Person 2: Yes, it fucking sucks.

Scopomania by CreeperDictionary November 8, 2022

true scotsman 

The act of wearing a kilt without any underwear.

You goin' true scotsman?
Aye, course I am!

true scotsman by leslij55 December 25, 2007