scotman
scotman by amuptomakneesinfuckingcowpat May 15, 2017
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Scotland the Brave
Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP
Scotland the Brave by the angie November 26, 2011
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SCOTLAND FOREVER
THE LOUDEST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR
search up on UTube SCOTLAND FOREVER and click on the vid with a scottish flag
search up on UTube SCOTLAND FOREVER and click on the vid with a scottish flag
hey wanna here something cool??
Yeah i do
Its kinda quiet tho so im going to turn the volume up and keep your ear next to it
ok
SCOTLAND FOREVER
Yeah i do
Its kinda quiet tho so im going to turn the volume up and keep your ear next to it
ok
SCOTLAND FOREVER
SCOTLAND FOREVER by SubtoThePurplePotatoonYouTube October 30, 2019
Last King of Scotland
(Verb) the process in having gas forcibly removed from one's body by having someone reach around a person's upper abdomen with a baseball bat and rolling downward.
In reference to the movie 'the Last King of Scotland' where the King had immense stomach pains and thought he had been poisoned. So the doctor wraps a baseball bat around the King to roll out the giant fart that was indeed the culprit.
In reference to the movie 'the Last King of Scotland' where the King had immense stomach pains and thought he had been poisoned. So the doctor wraps a baseball bat around the King to roll out the giant fart that was indeed the culprit.
My stomach is killing me, I need to be Last King of Scotland-ed.
Last King of Scotland me dear god, I have to fart so bad!
Last King of Scotland me dear god, I have to fart so bad!
Last King of Scotland by SCHLUETER August 10, 2019
Nova Scotian Snow Blower
When a two people place nostrils (the openings) against each other. One person then blows air into the persons nose. This air can either transferred back to the first partner. Or the partner receiving it can release the air out of there mouth.
me: Bro, do you want to have a Nova Scotian Snow Blower with me?
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!
Nova Scotian Snow Blower by zspin1 July 14, 2014
Angry Scotsman
The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.
Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.
Ha ha nice one Les.
Ha ha nice one Les.
Angry Scotsman by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017
scatman
scatman by Scatman John September 12, 2004
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