scotman

Like batman, expect his superpower is he is a mad Scottish bastard.

Look at that Scotman. He's on a fucking radger, so he is.

by amuptomakneesinfuckingcowpat May 15, 2017

Scotland the Brave

The most awesome song ever played on bagpipes. Made the Nazis tremble with fear in World War II.

Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP

by the angie November 26, 2011

SCOTLAND FOREVER

THE LOUDEST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR

search up on UTube SCOTLAND FOREVER and click on the vid with a scottish flag

hey wanna here something cool??

Yeah i do
Its kinda quiet tho so im going to turn the volume up and keep your ear next to it
ok
SCOTLAND FOREVER

by SubtoThePurplePotatoonYouTube October 30, 2019

Last King of Scotland

(Verb) the process in having gas forcibly removed from one's body by having someone reach around a person's upper abdomen with a baseball bat and rolling downward.

In reference to the movie 'the Last King of Scotland' where the King had immense stomach pains and thought he had been poisoned. So the doctor wraps a baseball bat around the King to roll out the giant fart that was indeed the culprit.

My stomach is killing me, I need to be Last King of Scotland-ed.

Last King of Scotland me dear god, I have to fart so bad!

by SCHLUETER August 10, 2019

Nova Scotian Snow Blower

When a two people place nostrils (the openings) against each other. One person then blows air into the persons nose. This air can either transferred back to the first partner. Or the partner receiving it can release the air out of there mouth.

me: Bro, do you want to have a Nova Scotian Snow Blower with me?
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!

by zspin1 July 14, 2014

Angry Scotsman

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.

Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.

by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017

scatman

A scatman is a person who stutters but is able to turn it into an awesome beat.

Scatman John is a scatman, he really knows how to scat a good rhyme.

by Scatman John September 12, 2004