Scootaholic

Someone who is sexually attracted to scooters

Dude... i think I'm a scootaholic

Scootaholic by Adrien5674 December 31, 2020

snoozaholic 

A person that refuses to wake up and abuses the Snooze button on their alarm clock. It is often common for this type of person to purposely set the time on the clock forward.

"I couldn't get good sleep last night because the girl I was sleeping with was a SNOOZAHOLIC."

snoozaholic by DeReese May 13, 2014

Schoolaholic 

Addicted to academia and a life with no purpose

You are a schoolaholic

Schoolaholic by Rabbidfucker June 15, 2017

Scottaholic 

A woman who can not keep her hands and handy parts off of anyone named Scott. Definately a good thing for anyone named Scott. Definately a bad thing for anyone whole is not named Scott.

Guy 1: "That must be a Scott because she is all over him like a Scottaholic."
Guy 2: "I wish I was a Scott"

Scottaholic by scott-to-trot February 6, 2010

spoogaholic 

A man or woman who gets off on having the 'money shot' in the mouth, and manages to do this frequently. Synonym: "sperm-o-vac".

Karla is such a tramp, a total spoogaholic.

spoogaholic by allen anderson May 28, 2006

scotcholicious 

A term used to reflect the overall excellence of a scotch. Some scholars have attributed the first colloquial use of the term in the greater San Diego region. This is largely believed to have coined by celebrity news anchor Ron Burgundy.

Mike how is the taste of that Scotch bacon you've prepared?

Mike-"Scotcholicious!".

scotcholicious by themaddefiner May 27, 2014

shortaholic

An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."

“Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”

shortaholic by Dudek9 March 23, 2012