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scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.
scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019
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Scooter Braun 

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Scoot Up 

To slide or pull up on someone

Started by Houston rappers Kenny Lou and BG NuMoney

SIP Lou Scoot In Piece 11:27
"You know how we Scoot"
"Scoot up on a nigga"
"Scoot up Gang!"
"My nigga a Scoota you dont wanna start beef with him he's with the shits fr"
Scoot Up by Texas Nigga September 22, 2019
scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/

Verb

1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.

Noun

2. Some one who takes up too much space
- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
Scooter by Old-man Adams May 18, 2015