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scissors theater 

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.
Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.
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Theater of Scissors

A political expression describing a strategy in which two ostensibly fierce opponents actually act as allies or share the same underlying power project, creating a false polarization that deceives the electorate. The name evokes a pair of scissors: two blades that appear to oppose each other, cutting against one another, yet they are joined at the pivot and work together to achieve a common result. In the Theater of Scissors, the ruling parties perform dramatic conflicts—debates, scandals, policy disagreements—while collaborating behind the scenes to protect elite interests, limit real change, and channel popular discontent into safe, managed channels. The electorate is led to believe it has a meaningful choice, when in fact both options serve the same fundamental agenda. The term is often applied to the Republican and Democratic parties in the United States since the end of World War I, where alternating administrations have maintained the core structures of corporate power, military intervention, and financial capitalism despite their rhetorical clashes.
Example: “Every election season, the two parties scream about existential threats, yet after the votes are counted, Wall Street gets bailed out, wars continue, and healthcare remains a privilege. That’s the Theater of Scissors: the blades cut each other on TV, but the handle is held by the same hand.”

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026