The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from
dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor
Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice
cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor
Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.
This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient
book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S.
Lewis.
" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"
"Golly
Gee,
Franklin, No I totally forgot about
Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."
"Your a skank Jenna."