schrödinger's boyfriend

He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.

Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrödinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.

schrödinger's boyfriend by CHorta13 May 11, 2016

schrodinger's boyfriend 

Common false spelling of schrödinger's boyfriend. Which means: He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.

Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrodinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.

schrodinger's boyfriend by CHorta13 September 16, 2017