schplem
When someone is so repulsively vile they make you scream out "SCHPLEM!" and schplaff whilst doing so.
schplem by rollie66666666 March 20, 2018
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schlemazel
A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014
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schplem • schlemiel • Schlem • schlemmer • schplimpton • Schlemm • Schlema • schlemazel • Schlembob • schlemboya
hammacher schlemmer
A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013
Von Schlemmer
Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me
Guy2:Von Schlemmer?
Guy2:Von Schlemmer?
Von Schlemmer by craz kylo May 23, 2008
schlemiel
a habitual bungler, a klutz
schlemboya
schlemboya by mullizu February 22, 2022
Schlem
A wet fart, a fart in which upon being expelled from the anus, carries with it ass juice. Leaving your undergarments caught in the crossfire. A schlem can be due to relaxed sphincter muscles, i.e. bum love. If you are unfortunate enough to suffer a schlem, do not try and salvage your underwear, make sure you dispose of it!
"Aw man i've got 'schlem' juice running down my leg!"
"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"
"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"
Schlem by Jamie Carberry November 16, 2007
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