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schplante

a joint, spliff, reefer. originates SE england
"pass that schplante steve, or have you got a mortgage on it?"
by NerVy Boy Smith August 2, 2004
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Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"
by CursedV June 19, 2022
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Schlanger

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis
The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>
by philipsea June 2, 2015
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Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

Osgood-Schlatter disease (also known as tibial tubercle apophyseal traction injury) is an inflammation of the growth plate at the tibial tuberosity, and is one of a group of conditions collectively called osteochondroses. The condition is named after the American surgeon Robert Bayley Osgood (1873–1956) and the Swiss surgeon Carl Schlatter (1864–1934), who independently described the disease in 1903.

The disease is most common in active boys and girls aged 11-15 and is usually self-limiting


Causes
The condition is caused by stress on the patellar tendon that attaches the quadriceps muscle at the front of the thigh to the tibial tuberosity. Following an adolescent growth spurt, repeated stress from contraction of the quadriceps is transmitted through the patellar tendon to the immature tibial tuberosity. This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump.
Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

-Dude, What is that huge ass lump on your knee??

-Oh that is just my Osgood-Schlatters Disease also known as jumpers knee

-sweet
by Marv_daddy January 16, 2009
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Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"
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schlater

A mix of " see ya" and "later"
dude calm down, schlater
by The Og From DA North May 4, 2005
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Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.
Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.
by Aaddam August 19, 2012
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