School laptop

Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers

13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*

School laptop by itzwinkeyy March 25, 2021

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School Laptop

Have you ever had a school laptop? No? you're lucky... The School laptop besides being a great drop testing machine is also the currency for buying drugs and gum from school, Make sure to strip the machine before selling and take it to the IT Department and use your one free laptop fix.

Bro you want to sell the copper from your School Laptop

School Laptop by DADIS D IN ME July 30, 2020

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school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites

me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

school's laptops by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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