School Bell

The school bell apparently doesn't dismiss you. The teacher does. So you stay your ass in that hallway until your teacher comes and tells it's time for class.

Teacher: Sit down! The school bell doesn't dismiss you! I do!
Student: Then the bell shouldn't decided when the hell I come to class!

School Bell by TheCrazyMadHatter February 7, 2017

School Bell

An oxymoron. A paradox.

The school bell is the joyless and repulsive sound of the beginning of the school day.

Yet, it is also the beautiful sound of freedom at the end of the day.

8:00 am
*School Bell rings*
Alfonso: Fuck, it's time for another shitty day at school.

3:00 pm
*School Bell rings*
Alfonso: Ahh the sweet sound of liberation.

School Bell by limechime99 March 4, 2010

school bell

When your partner grabs your penis and proceeds to shake it back and forth like an old school bell. Usually performed under stressful conditions.

My girlfriend was tugging at my man meat and felt so good until I called out her sister's name, then she gave me a school bell

school bell by The Firezombie February 27, 2009

School Bell

The best sound you will ever hear, especially the bell that indicates the end of a period that lunch follows or the one that indicates the end of the school day.

* School bell*, oh, few, I can now go home and grind Call of Duty, but not fortnite though, because that game is deader than my great-grandmother, who was born 700 years ago.

School Bell by School Bell November 6, 2018

The School Bell  

Your girlfriend grabs your sausage shaking it like a School bell. With your nuts flying, you may or may not get a slight fleshy bell sound

The School Bell was something Jane was good at, so she decided to play teacher with Bob. She pulled his pants down and said, "Class dismissed!" She then quickly proceeded to get a hold of his man meat, shaking it to kingdom come!

The School Bell by The Firezombie February 28, 2009

Bell school 

The most privileged school in CPS, mostly consists of rich white kids who all wear nike and adias. The options kids are cool but all wear cool alternative clothes and have cool alternative clothes. The school treats everyone like they are in the 1st grade, they also pressure everyone to get into getting into the best high schools. The workload is about 4 hours of homework, this much work leads to burnout, anxiety, depression, and eating disorders. The school likes to act like it totally didn’t abuse the deaf population of its schools since the beginning by making every student go to a total of 1 ASL class. Literally everyone throughout all of CPS hates our students and teachers because the school makes all the teachers and kids egotistical maniacs. The school is actually hell

Person- Oh u go to Bell school?
Me-Yeah
Person- no wonder you look like a piece of white bread and you know ASL

Bell school by Lucifer-the-satanic-queen October 1, 2019

School Door Bell

School doorbells.

Simply put it, we all hate them...

You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...

Person 1: hey I'm late can you open the door?
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!

School Door Bell by Edward2009 September 10, 2025