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scholiwop 

when something doesnt go your way, you have been scholiwoped
we have been scholiwoped!
scholiwop by thetman2012 February 25, 2010
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scaliwop 

hit up the backside of ones head
I scaliwopped chad cuz he was a jerk.
scaliwop by johnchad February 24, 2010

scholiosis 

shit that white people make up as an excuse to not workout
Hey brad I can't workout today my scholiosis is killing me
scholiosis by Dancing with bae April 4, 2017

Schoolioperosis 

The disease that all of human kind must suffer in order to live in this here society.

School.
Imagine waking up everyday at 7:00 AM to then go to a location to which you will sit for several hours a day, are forced to learn about information that doesn't interest you in the slightest, to only then come back to your lovely home to sleep and repeat the process the very next day. Schoolioperosis be like that.
Schoolioperosis by Knaves January 24, 2020

scolioperosis 

when one’s surroundings appear as green for a long period of time without the use of any drugs.
“Scolioperosis is one of the most harmless diseases there is!”
“Uncle James got scolioperosis after eating toast with a crowbar and ended up falling over in the charger to feed the white board!”

Scholicon 

(noun)
A fictional school, academy, or educational institution that exists within the fiction of another fictional universe. Often used to create layered worldbuilding or as a setting for spin-off stories.
Example:
"Braidwood from The Magicians is a Scholicon—it’s a magical school inside a book that’s already about magic!"
Usage:
"I wish my Hogwarts fanfic had a Scholicon, like a school for wizards who can’t do magic right."
Scholicon by Sakurakage August 29, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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