The disease that all of human kind must suffer in order to live in this here society.
School.
Imagine waking up everyday at 7:00 AM to then go to a location to which you will sit for several hours a day, are forced to learn about information that doesn't interest you in the slightest, to only then come back to your lovely home to sleep and repeat the process the very next day. Schoolioperosis be like that.
when one’s surroundings appear as green for a long period of time without the use of any drugs.
“Scolioperosis is one of the most harmless diseases there is!”
“Uncle James got scolioperosis after eating toast with a crowbar and ended up falling over in the charger to feed the white board!”
(noun)
A fictional school, academy, or educational institution that exists within the fiction of another fictional universe. Often used to create layered worldbuilding or as a setting for spin-off stories.
Example:
"Braidwood from The Magicians is a Scholicon—it’s a magical school inside a book that’s already about magic!"
Usage:
"I wish my Hogwartsfanfic had a Scholicon, like a school for wizards who can’t do magic right."