scolioperosis 

when one’s surroundings appear as green for a long period of time without the use of any drugs.

“Scolioperosis is one of the most harmless diseases there is!”
“Uncle James got scolioperosis after eating toast with a crowbar and ended up falling over in the charger to feed the white board!”

scolioperosis by xxxlilPapi from discord nigga March 4, 2022

Schoolioperosis 

The disease that all of human kind must suffer in order to live in this here society.

School.

Imagine waking up everyday at 7:00 AM to then go to a location to which you will sit for several hours a day, are forced to learn about information that doesn't interest you in the slightest, to only then come back to your lovely home to sleep and repeat the process the very next day. Schoolioperosis be like that.

Schoolioperosis by Knaves January 24, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016