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Scholarly debate 

This term is generally used when two or perhaps a few more people debate something so obscure, or perhaps simply uninteresting to the general public, that they are the only people on the planet who know about the subject, and therefore know so much more about this specific subject than everyone else that they can only be deemed "scholars" on the subject.
Ex. 1

Scholarly debater 1:
"The other day my friend from Finland and I got in an argument over whether or not it was proper for Miklos Spanyi to use a piano forte rather than a period instrument such as the harpsichord in his recent recordings of Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach's keyboard concertos. We thought it would be on the news.. but it wasn't."
(sadly this is for the most part a true story)

Normal person: "The fuck are you talking about??"

Ex. 2

Scholarly debater 2
"More recent lab studies on Rhesus monkeys have suggested that old studies showing that cannabis damages the hippocampus were based on unsound and dishonest methods (not surprising since they were government sponsored) and that even at 100 times the amount that would get you high, there is actually a total lack of any long term effects on the hippscampus region of the brain."

Normal Person: "Hippo what?? fuck this, I'm going to go smoke a bowl."
Scholarly debate by Max Senalger August 25, 2011
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scholarly crush 

well-educated in the area of communication studies, attractive looking and your stereotypical communication nerd, loves to read Foucalt and Neil Postman
A. I recognized that there are cultural shifts in television.

B. O my goodness you are so smart, i have a scholarly crush on you.
scholarly crush by damacommnerd November 21, 2010

Scholarly gentle-douche 

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.
Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

Scholarly-Aggressive 

of or denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by indirect resistance to the demands of academia and an avoidance of direct confrontation, as in procrastinating, pouting, or pontificating from your ivory tower.
Dr. Rye responded to the shock of university politics by binge watching The Chair on Netflix and sending scholarly-aggressive emails to her department about how back-door deals shouldn't be required to get custodians to clean the practicum site or to have working computers.

Scholarly-Aggressive 

of or denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by indirect resistance to the demands of academia and an avoidance of direct confrontation, as in procrastinating, pouting, or pontificating from your ivory tower.
Dr. Rye responded to the shock of university politics by binge watching The Chair on Netflix and sending scholarly-aggressive emails to her department about how back-door deals shouldn't be required to get custodians to clean the practicum site or to have working computers.

Macho-Scholarly 

Smart, good looking, well dressed, and educated man.
Blake's looking macho-scholarly tonight!
Macho-Scholarly by LishaBlakeRay January 20, 2018

Johnston Scholar 

A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."