Schneed 

A irritating person or organism.

Todd stop being a fucking schneed.

Schneed by sto410420 December 6, 2016

Schneed 

A name given to someone who is an alpha male and very popular amongst women

Bro Schneed just can't stop getting women!
I wish I was more like Schneed

Schneed by EstebanMoreno August 9, 2021

Schneed

A word used for Males who don't contribute to something an entire group planned by leaving at the last minute with an obvious lie.

Chad: "Wow guys, I love how we're gonna go bowling."
Chad 2: "Yeah, I can't wait to join in."
Chud: "Sorry guys, I can't go my mom needs me tonight to clean the pool."
Chad:"Jeez Chud, You're such a Schneed."

Schneed by Bhoton July 4, 2026

stefanie schneider 

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.

That's looks like a Stefanie Schneider.

stefanie schneider by Stefanie Schneider March 25, 2017

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.

After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.

Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Schneef 

Canadian slang for cocaine

Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.

Schneef by JonW May 29, 2003

Rob Schneider 

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."

Rob Schneider by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 29, 2004