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Schecter 

A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.
Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?
Schecter by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005
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schecter 

Company that makes aweseome yet underated guitars. Also the brand used by synyster gates and zacky vengeance of the popular band avenged sevenfold.
Me: Aw, i found this awesome guitar!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Schecter!
Friend: A what?!
Me: The guitar brand that Syn uses! Schecter!
schecter by seizetheday610 May 19, 2006

schecter 

one who vomits on ones genitals while giving oral sex.
jaime was hooking up with nick and pulled a schecter
schecter by Will Lewis March 10, 2003

Schecter 

A synonym for a bathroom, derived from the career of Ryan Sheckler.
Wow, stay out of the schecter man, I had tacos last night.
Schecter by Big Mang Flave October 18, 2009

Jenny Schecter 

A character from Showtime's The L Word, commonly known as the most outrageous. She started the show out straight, moving in with her fiance, until she had an affair with the temptress Marina. Most recently she is known for being completely batshit in the fifth and sixth seasons, which leads more of us to love her more than we already do.
Jenny Schecter: So this is what I want you to do. Ok, so you're going to look at her and you're going to take her and you're gonna throw her against the sink - BAM! And you're gonna look at her with PASSION and then you - don't worry I wont kiss you - you're gonna take her and you're gonna kiss her with tongue. And then I want you to reach down and then I want you to fingerfuck her... and give her the best fucking orgasm ever. Go for it!
Isabella: OH, you mean with my hand?
Jenny: Yeah. Unless you have some other apparati I don't know about.
Jenny Schecter by shrimppleaser April 1, 2009

Jenny Schecter 

She's the most amazing tv character ever !
The most complex and interesting character of the lesbian TV show The L Word.
Plus, she's amazingly well played by the actress Mia Kirshner.
Nikki Stevens: We're gonna fuck in a closet?

Jenny Schecter: The irony hasn't escaped me.
Jenny Schecter by nastynass August 16, 2010

Schecterizing

To play a Schecter guitar
Schecterizer : someone who plays a Schecter
I am Schecterizing
Schecterizing by Simas Stilius February 23, 2009
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