schmangcus

male sex organ not including the balls and sack

That chick likes the schmangcus in her mouth.

schmangcus by litus February 11, 2006

schmunguss 

A series of movies spanning from 2012-2019, these movies portray different genres of film, while inserting the schmunguss IP.

Yo I just watched schumguss's revenge

sick, I love when the schmunguss hits the grddy

schmunguss by Schmunguss March 8, 2023

Schmungus 

A silly little item(s) that is often stolen or taken

He stole my schmungus

Schmungus by @mac0n_bac0n March 4, 2023

Schmungus 

It is used in many scenarios, example: when saying goodbye to a friend / colleague, a rare type of fungus, and a generally cool thing

‘ this thing is soo schmungus’ ‘ Bye! Schmungus!’ ‘Carefull! This area is protected cause of the schmungus here’

Schmungus by Mr. Schmungus April 4, 2023

Schmungus 

a slang word originating from Utah, schmungus is a sort of catch-all term for anything unusual.

"That boy's a schmungus, I tell ya."

"Darrel said he wanna find himself a wife instead of a poontang, to me that's just schmungus."

Schmungus by ANTLAP_006 March 3, 2023

schmangles 

The type of disease found in men who don’t talk to women. The first and only case was found in Armadildo, a canadian SSBU gaymer who has no life. Please find some bitches and stop simping over Lucario you fucking furry.

“You know Armadillo? The best Lucario player in the world?”

“Yeah what happened?”

“He died of SCHMANGLES!!!”

schmangles by pmart1505 June 9, 2022

schmungussy 

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!

Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back

schmungussy by I loooooove schmungussy March 7, 2023