schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

schlonger donger by cj123kchhs January 13, 2016

shlonger donger 

a mans manhood, his genetelia, his dick.

oh my god he hit me in the shlonger donger!

shlonger donger by chris robbinz January 24, 2007

Schlong Donger 

A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.

More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.

1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.

2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.

Schlong Donger by BroBuster June 14, 2021

schlong dongery

Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.

WOW...that Schlong Dongery is quite the cocksman!!

schlong dongery by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006

Schlong Dodger 

a person who purposely avoids the penis

ie- A lesbian

Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree

You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"

Schlong Dodger by Akyaky January 8, 2012