a slow & awkwark person.
to move about slowly & w/ effort.
despite being dog-ass tired i had to schlep over to my honeys house if i wanted a ride.
by action von jakson September 30, 2004
The act of schlepping it up occurs when a woman vomits on her partner's penis during the act of fellatio.
BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (vomit noises)
"AHHHHHH, why are you schlepping it up on my schlong?"
by Koolio Koytiss September 27, 2007
A schlep rock is someone who is posing as a person of power, but in reality has none. Often occurs with younger, naive smart-ass types.
"That John kid is such a dick. He thinks he's the shit, but he's just a fuckin' schlep rock."
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
Comes from the two well know yiddish words, "schlepping," to drag around, and, "nachas," meaning pride.

Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.

It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.
..oh did I tell you?! Barry is completing his residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital! He will be great doctor, we always knew he would---even in college, he was at the top of his class, the president of all the clubs in high school! ...oh by the way, how is Ari doing?

Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!
by halfassjew June 5, 2013
1. The act of exerting all one's energy to the point of fatigue and a moist scrotum.

2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).

3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.

4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".
"What's going on?"

by Oh shure December 2, 2009
What one friend says to another when that friend recieves poor news or has something bad happen to them.

Getting rekt but worse.
Friend 1- "Dude my girlfriend just left me and my grandma has been hospitalized"
Friend 2- "Oof, that's a mega neg my guy deadass, get the schlep."
by RiskySoup November 30, 2018
The desire to shove a bottle up someones nostril
I have a kink for schlep
You annoy me so much I want to schlep you
by SchlepFucker69 August 10, 2022