Someone that's really dumb and can't do anything right.
Why are you a schlep dave?
by idotMax August 11, 2021
What one friend says to another when that friend recieves poor news or has something bad happen to them.

Getting rekt but worse.
Friend 1- "Dude my girlfriend just left me and my grandma has been hospitalized"
Friend 2- "Oof, that's a mega neg my guy deadass, get the schlep."
by RiskySoup November 30, 2018