schlep

to lug a giant box of yarmulkah up a tall steep flight of stairs by your shlong

Jewish guy: "I had to schlep"
"Hail OBAMA"

by Johnny cravittits February 24, 2009

schlep

a person who is completely of low class standards

Those teachers are schleps.

People who smoke pot are schleps.

by Forge and Shoosh February 24, 2005

schlep

to place quickly and without care

just schlep it over there and come on.

by ())CRAYOLA))> March 5, 2005

schlep

noun, a sleep. can be used as "nap".

I'm going to go have a schlep.

by C March 28, 2005

schlep

1. one who drops some kind of food on their shirt.
2. usually occurs when one wears white!

I schlepped on myself and it stained my shirt...

by angelpuppy June 24, 2006

schlep

To go out looking for the company of the opposite sex, similar to pull. Mainly UK usage I believe.

I'm going on the schlep tonight. Hope I get lucky.

by jollypops July 7, 2006

schlepping

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.

It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.

by LordofthePing May 15, 2007