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scene guy 

Not to be mistaken with pussy emo kids, scene guys are far more hardcore. Usually spotted at night wondering the streets downtown or standing in line for a hardcore show at the run-down venue down the street. They do not cut their wrists, however, gore may be a total turn on for these deranged scenesters. Now aka "Trashy Scene Kids". Guys usually wear black or gray skinny jeans with rips or holes, slip on vans that look like they've been worn for 3 years, and metal/hardcore band tees. You are NOT scene if you live straight-edge. The scene is all about living hardcore and just not giving a fuck. Scene guys may come off as total assholes, but it's mostly sarcasm. Hair is usually jet black and stringy thin at the ends with intense spikes covering the top of the head. Bangs in the eyes, usually straight down or slightly tapered to the side. (Remember, if your bangs are covering one eye, you're an emo). The back is usually some-what longer than the front to give a mullet look. Some guys choose to wear extensions down to their shoulders. Any longer is just gay. Though they may look like the undead or zombies, they are not emo. Cigs are a must. You're not a scene kid if you don't smoke cigs.<br>
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A scene guy looks like he was ripped straight from the 90's by mutilated zombies and infected with the t-virus, with a sense of trashy fashion and class, that is.

Random Person: "Go cut yourself ya emo faggot!"
Scenester: "Just wait til you wake up to me standing next to you holding your bottom jaw in my hands..."

Brutal.
scene guy by dreiq June 16, 2008

Scene guys

Scene guys are not hardcore, but less sensitive than Emo kids, and more sensitive than punk kids. Most scene kids hate their self, think their ugly, and say, FML a lot. Scene guys like to use myspace and facebook. They do their school work at the last minute, but still get pretty good grades. Scene guys act tough, but aren't as tough as they seem. Scene guys typically wear tight colorful skinny jeans, band, and cartoon shirts, colorful straight hair, (sometimes makeup such as eyeliner) converse or sometimes skater shoes, with colorful laces. Some will wear wrist bands, necklaces, and bracelets, and they play xbox and playstation. They also love to take high angle pictures of them self, and sometimes edit them. Scene guys also hate school. And most likely a Scene guy is typing this right now :D
Random person -"Oh my god, wha tare those guys wearing"
Random person- "It's Scene guys! Duh!"
Scene guys by Scenekid95 March 13, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026