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scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.
A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!
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Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.
Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.
by squishiefishie October 31, 2018
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