piss scarecity

The fear of peeing in public due to the fear of the person in the stall next to you hearing you pee or break wind while bearing down

One of the busybodies at work was in the stall next to me in the bathroom I could not be due to piss scarecity

by Rearview61 September 24, 2016

scarecity

Dire-sounding "supplies are limited" claims to get you to act, buy, create, etc.

Telling a junk-food junkie that "There's a worldwide shortage of chocolate" or "Potato-chip companies are scrambling to keep up with demand" may indeed sometimes prompt said unwise indulgers to temporarily cut back on their intake of said empty-calorie-laden comestibles, but once they find out about the bogusness of said "scarecity", they'll likely just go right back to gluttonously stuffing their faces with sugary/salty crap!

by QuacksO October 16, 2025