sazzlex 

- A uber-sexy person. Often referred to as a mess, both mentally and physically, but retaining that cute, drugged up mentality.
- Sexually devious
- Sazzle mispelt by not putting a space before the 'x'

Sexy sazzlex :)
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sazzlex by Bloke From Blackburn November 10, 2008

sazzlex 

- A uber-sexy person. Often referred to as a mess, both mentally and physically, but retaining that cute, drugged up mentality.
- Sexually devious
- Sazzle mispelt by not putting a space before the 'x'

Sexy sazzlex :)
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sazzlex by Drugpeddler November 11, 2008

Sizzle-Sazzle

The sensation of friction and/or uncomfortable rubbing against ones penis as it goes in and out of ones pussy durin intercourse

Johnny: Ayo , Ben, how was it last night with Lauren ?
Ben: Not good, G
Johnny: what, how come bruvva?
Ben: We wasn’t lubricated or nothin, all the rub and grip i was feeling on my dong was giving me the Sizzle-Sazzle !!

Sizzle-Sazzle by R4nDomGuY—_—_ April 16, 2021

Sazzlebags 

Generally a stunning blonde with brains that models and runs an internet clothes company

Usually accompanied by another stunner who can be termed as a Kellypops

Often found in the the North West of the territory and likes to use topless vehicles as their mode of transport.

Can often be found at spiritual home of Anfield !!

Hey guys there is our Sazzlebags !!

Sazzlebags by scooby dog !! April 14, 2010

Sazzle 

- A uber-sexy person. Often referred to as a mess, both mentally and physically, but retaining that cute, drugged up mentality.
- Sexually devious

Mis-spellings:
Sazzlex
- Sazzle mispelt by not putting a space before the 'x'

Sexy sazzlex :)
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Sazzle by Bloke From Blackburn November 17, 2006

Sazzle 

an unusual animal known to be just capable of cognitive abilities, able to form abstract concepts with difficulty.
comes in many different colours, but best distinguished by the disturbed and "melted" (national geographic) facial structure.
The sazzle never goes in direct sunlight, due to the irrational fear of ruining complexion, and is known to be pathological in that it cannot tell te truth without lacing it with lies, and as such, should never be trusted with a fucking thing.
the cry of the sazzle was described by david attenborough as "like listening to joseph fritzl raping a cat," and it is a common occurence that the cry of a Sazzle can clear a whole room in seconds,which with the display of unusually coloured and matted fur, along with the strong smell of faeces and alcohol, makes it one of the least popular animals on the planet.
the Sazzle is also an indicator speicies of the infamous Greebo effect, in which the smell of BO and cigarette smoke prevents heat from escaping the atmosphere, thus causing global warming.

what a sazzle!

Sazzle by johnwhitty3112 May 13, 2010

Sazzler 

A blowjob so powerful that ejaculation happens within seconds

She gave me a sazzler, I came before I could even warn her

Sazzler by Lucienfreud April 20, 2020