saxophoning

1. Making out with a girl while keeping chewing tobacco in your bottom lip. The key to successful saxophoning is keeping the girl from realizing you have the chewing tobacco in your mouth.

I was saxophoning with jennifer last night, and she commented on my minty fresh breath. I had some grizz wintergreen in my lip the entire time.

by MrMagoo6969 December 21, 2010

Saxophoning

Making Love with an Instrument, specifically one with in Brass division.

"I heard Hayden saxophoning"

"What the fuck"

by SirBlameson December 4, 2021

saxophonist

1. A musician who plays the saxophone. 2. One who is oft made fun of by other musicians (particularly trumpet players) because they are envied for their musical ability. 3. The most "nerdy" of the musicians, after the pianist and the composer.

The saxophonist at the cocktail party was quite talented.

by Connmann August 17, 2009

classical saxophonist

The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.

Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.

by Jazzmaster14 July 17, 2016

Saxophonic

sounding like, or similar to an alto or tenor saxophone.

"dude, that homeless man's singing was very saxophonic."

by Summer JD Glau January 15, 2009

saxaphoning

A sex act performed on a woman by either a man or another woman. The woman is usually standing, having her anus licked and at the same time the person doing the licking reaches around and fingers the vagina and clitoris at the same time. Also known as trumpeting.

I gave her a good saxaphoning!

by Big Bill Clinton July 29, 2009

Saxoboning

Engaging in the act of sexual intercourses whilst playing a wee jig on ya bendy-sex-whistle

Hey how’d it go with Johnny last night? “It was great until he started saxoboning me”

by Safesax June 4, 2018