yet another term for the process of sexual intercourse. This word dirives from tom leak and amy dixon who needed a code word for this as parents kept reading msn messages and listening to phone calls. It was came to be used by this term as they discovered the world is a much better when tom was happy and amy was satisfied
tom: jesus amy when can we save the world again?
amy: tom we cant do it with my rents in the house!
tom: oh why not we did it when your grandad was here!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.