save the hair

What you say to a bald cop because most of them are bald or a large group of them are bald. Made by the YouTuber Supercarsuspects

“Bro there’s cops coming”
“Shit bro block em from the burnout”

“The are bald”
“Save the hair”

by Aiden2534 June 11, 2018

Saved by the hair on your ass

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

by trevmation September 13, 2015