having knowingly had intercourse with a llama, you went back for more, and the second time around you used its tail as a dildo ramming it up your ass as you plowed through its gaping ass or vagina
A dumb Idiot who smells like ass and has a thing for fat women, he also watches transgender porn, he is an asshole and thinks its ok to tell people to kill themselves.
"Ew you look like SavageBeast874". "Ew he looks ugly and smells like ass".
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."