saucy bagel Share definition Flag To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed. After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?" saucy bagel by muzeical September 28, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the saucy bagel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch