2 definitions by jack offmore

A chronic masturbating lesbian, who thinks that she is straight.
"I think that girl is a litwack," said Jake. "Why would you say that?" asked Morris. Jake responds, "because she keeps on rubbing her pussy and screaming, 'I'm not gay, I'm not gay,' while making out with that girl."
by jack offmore March 24, 2008
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one will take a crap and roll it into a circle, a girl has a period on it and lets just say there is one cup between them
Saucy Bagel situation- A girl says "its that time of the month again" the guy says "i have to take a crap" they turn to each other and say "wait a minute...."
by jack offmore March 28, 2008
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