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saturnius 

A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.
“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”
saturnius by nic :)) April 3, 2019
The world's GREATEST dad. He's most likely hilarious and will stop at nothing to make sure someone's happy. He's caring and the most trustworthy person you will ever know. He's a hero and a sidekick, whenever you need him. He's just, in ONE word, Awsome.
My dad, Saturnino, is one the best dad ever !
Saturnino by Emily Lovens October 2, 2011

Saturnight 

Sleeping in so late from a Friday night, that by the time you leave your house after waking up, there is no more "day" left. You can't call that ish Saturday, it's Saturnight, and Saturnights can very likely lead to Sunnights.
I slept in so late that by the time I woke up it was Saturnight.
Saturnight by AndrewVS December 5, 2010

saturdick 

The female art of scavenging dick specifically for Saturday night so as not to be alone.
Oh hey! Long time no see! I see you've got this weeks "saturdick" on your arm! Hello "saturdick". My name is Phil!
saturdick by Hot donkey butter February 19, 2017

Saturnian 

A term for a wonderful daughter based off the nearest planet to Jupiter “Saturn” , it’s also a term for a loving daughter with an incredible mother, the mother of love, the mother of life. The mother of the perfect man’s universe
I had a wonderful day teaching my lovely Saturnian sign language.
Saturnian by walky slush December 8, 2022

Saturnism 

The only true religion; worships Mr. Saturn. Their holy manuscript is the game Earthbound. Founded by Mad Arcand.
"I cannot use the word "Saturnism" in a sentence." said Bob.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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